#im a bday girl :D

[kdjojo]

Happy birthday to me :)

[therosevest]

hi lol i wish we were mutuals so we could bitch about the awful girls in our lives together lmao. but also huge kudos to you for keeping your distance from her! 👍🏻

LOL oh no i rlly go thru spurts like thrice a year of actually following people/back but pls feel free if u wanna ramble <3 thank u for the words of encouragement. by keeping my distance i mean. it's not hard bc we rarely talk between classes. but also i was p normal even though she was very :-)) <333 !!!!! during our last classes and i gave her a tiny little present that i very normally considered my like. goodbye. and then let myself get my hopes up cause she responded like :D when r u going home i should be done w finals stuff i'll text u!!! and like. that's not gonna happen <3 but im handling it like a champ. or at least better than i have before. lol

[ham1lton]

omg i had a similar idea about how yn’s birthday would be what exposed lewisyn but i didn’t send it bc i didn’t think you’d like it 🫣🫣🫣 i was just thinking that he’d get her something REALLY nice and everyone’s like 🤨🤔 whose boss would get them this….(as a kpop girlie my headcanon was that he flies her to coachella to see blackpink vip LMAO but honestly your choice)

author’s note: LEWISYN LEWISYN *we all chant in unison*. this is a part of the dream girl universe but can be read as a stand alone! also i’m posting the oscaryn fic tomorrow! so keep an eye out for that :D

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yourusername: when your boss pays for an all inclusive holiday for you and your girls for your birthday, but you miss his dog so you force him to send you updates every day 😔

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user1: happy bday girl but this isn’t normal 😭

-> user2: bye she’s so real for this because if i could get exclusive lewis hamilton selfies I WOULD 😭

user3: you posted a darry ring box on your story? who bought it for you?

-> yourusername: lewis! :)

-> user4: hey babe… that’s literally INSANE

-> user5: idgi? what’s a darry ring? why is it insane? it’s just jewellery 🤷🏾‍♀️

-> user4: you can only buy ONE darry ring per LIFETIME. they make you submit your id so you can never buy another. it’s meant to be for your soulmate 😭 and lewis bought one for his ASSISTANT 😭

-> user5: nah, they GOTTA be fucking.

-> user4: worse. they’re in love.

carmenmmundt: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET GIRL ♥️

-> yourusername: i can’t even believe it but thank you babe!!! mwah!! we’ll go out as soon as i come back!!! :D

-> user6: my fav wags :(( gonna miss yn when lewis goes to ferrari :((

bestie1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESTIE!!! SEXIEST GIRL EVER!!!!!!11!!!111

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user19: people talking about the darry ring like what about the HOLIDAY TO HER FAVOURITE PLACE??? like that is literally CRAZY???

-> user19: … you hiring? lewishamilton 👀

-> user21: fuck that, do you have an opening in your relationship? lewishamilton yourusername? 👀 bitch scooch over!! i want y’all 🤷🏻‍♀️

user20: what f1 driver wants to have a weird codependent relationship with a romantic subtext with me?

-> user21: i didn’t realise how much of a wattpad ass trope lewisyn is 😭 rich older famous hot boss and younger funny pretty employee who does whatever she wants while the boss is just fondly endeared.

-> user22: THAT SHOULD BE ME!!!!! 😔

-> user20: we can still do it oscarpiastri

-> oscarpiastri: no thank you! 🙂‍↔️

user28: yourusername are you and lewis dating be honest?

-> yourusername: NO 😭 i am definitely still single. lewis and i are just close friends that’s it!

-> user29: he said ‘happy birthday to my favourite girl, i want to spend all the rest of them with you’ in his post to you…. THATS A BOYFRIEND ASS QUOTE DONT LIE 😭

-> yourusername: that’s really normal??? like i’m sorry that you don’t have a decent relationship with your boss? 😭

user10: this whole bday thing is so funny cause why is yn trying to pass this as a normal employee and employer relationship 😭

-> user11: like you don’t see charles taking his assistant on romantic candlelit dinners do you 😭

-> user12: maybe if he does that, he’ll win a wdc. lewis does it, and he won eight, to ME!

user26: her insta stories are packed with all the gifts he bought her omg. someone tallied it all up and why did it amount to 2.7 million?!????

-> user27: IM SO JEALOUS

alexandrasaintmleux: next time brunch is on me ! 🥰 happy birthday honey 💕

-> yourusername: ily alex :(

-> user7: 1644 got the baddest bitches i know that’s right!

user13: lewisyn be normal challenge: FAILED!

-> user14: lewisyn be hopelessly in love with each other and co-parent lewis’ dog together challenge: COMPLETE!

user15: everyone talking about how weird it is that lewis spoils yn for her bday but why can’t we NORMALISE this?????? i want MY lazy ass boss to see shit like this and feel so ashamed that he books me on a cruise or some shit 😭

user17: LEWISYN CONFIRMED !!! WE CHEERED !!

-> user18: did you see his birthday post to her? babe it’s BEEN confirmed 😭

user24: im new to this. is yn lewis’ wag?

-> user25: no! she’s his assistant.

-> user24: don’t believe it. sorry.

user16: to everyone thinking this is weird, lewis’ team are like family to him. yn has been with him for almost a decade. like ofc he’s gonna reward loyalty? especially when she’s gotten offers from other celebs and brands. she could have pivoted to being an influencer but she likes working for lewis and it’s clearly mutual?

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landonorris: did you get my flowers?

-> yourusername: no?? :(

-> lewishamilton: roscoe ate them. my bad.

-> user8: MESSY ASS 😭 that dog did not eat those damn flowers.

-> user9: roscoe at home rn like … what he say fuck me for 🐶

-> yourusername: dw lando!! we’ll still have our weekly movie night when i come back!!

-> landonorris: :D

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[leovenuslatina]

𝓓𝓞 𝓜𝓔(18+) ୧ ‧₊˚ ☁️⋅♡ PT.1

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tips appreciated

this is all about what your FS thinks while doing you

(as always this reading is 18+) MDNI

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✧˖°. IM so so so sorry for being MIA so i decide to make this reading a three parter 💘 AND it was my bday month in June so turn up for me yall and after that i just took a small hiatus 🤭 also i wanna say thank you all for checking on me 🥲 it warm my heart so much knowing you guys care about me 🥹!!i may also be redoing some old PACS of mine so stay tuned !! ✧˖°.

₊˚⊹ ᰔ౨ৎ₊this is just a reminder that tarot isn’t permanent or set in stone YOU decide how your life goes no one or nothing else now take a deep breath and choose the pile that calls to you ₊˚⊹ ᰔ౨ৎ₊˚⊹

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pile one - knight of cups, the sun, two of wands, ten of pentacles

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pile one when having sex your FS thoughts are “don’t finish too quick” and “i hope i last” lmaooo they’re literally laser focused on lasting as long as possible. they literally want to just pound into you and fill you up as quick and as fast as possible but they restrain because ultimately your pleasure is theirs. your FS main thoughts are all about being close to you and how much they love it they adore having sex with you because it means they get to be as close to you as possible: skin to skin limbs intertwined with one another. they also want so badly to be good enough for you your FS wants badly to pleasure you and they worry deeply about how they’re performing for you they take pride in making you feel good and communication is key with this person they loveeeeee when you tell them just how good you feel 🥹 or if you don’t like something they also love that because at least they will know how to better understand your needs. when having sex with you your FS has spent so much time thinking about this special moment they literally always fantasize about sharing really hot intimate moments like this and making you moan all night long. your FS thinks about all the different things he’d like to try and what type of kinks you two may share together your FS seriously is willing to do literally what you want to try they love to make you happy. while inside you pile one all your FS can think about is how you must be too good to be true you’re just too beautiful too gorgeous to be true. Your FS views you as their dream girl and all they think about is how they are so nervous and they hope that you can’t tell just how scared they are to let you down.

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extra messages - creative, charming, dreamer, joy , success, anxiety, gain, goals,

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pile two - five of pentacles, ace of wands, page of swords, knight of pentacles

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Similar to pile one your FS worries about them making you feel good your FS feels like they’re putting on a performance for you. they may even hold off on sex for a while in your relationship just because of how nervous w make them 🤭but eventually their love for you will overcome any negative thoughts they may have because their feelings are wayyyy stronger than anything. i’m also seeing that they have a huge fear of getting you pregnant so they will make sure to have hella protection on hand like always. i’m seeing you and your FS will have lots of conversations about his fears pertaining to intimacy and the bedroom which may sound like a scary thing but i’m seeing one or both of you could have major issues when it comes to being so intimate and vulnerable but it will make you so much more stronger as a couple therefore making your sex life ten times better. when the two of you are making love they will overcompensate in some ways like they have hella toys i’m seeing vibrators and d!ldxs and also getting they’ll get some pleasure from overstimulating you watching you squirm and jerk around it really gets him going like nothing else.

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extra messages- new beginnings, intelligent, challenging, ambitious, dependable, honorable

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pile three - the emperor, knight of wands , four of swords, queen of cups,

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right off the bat pile three your FS is very confident in their size i see him almost presenting himself to you. you know that snl sketch “d!ck in a box” it’s like that bc he’s like really proud of how big he is. Your FS is very confident in how well he can please and you know what he can most definitely back it tf up. he knows exactly how to walk that walk and talk the talk 👏🏾. i’m also seeing he’s like about to put it in and you’re all like “it won’t fit” and he kisses you and smirks and he’s like “i’ll make it fit.” Your FS feels like having sex with you as the most addictive drug he’s every done. literally even one single day without your body your kisses your touch and he’s itching for another hit of you. When having s3x with you pile three your FS thinks about how it feels like being intimate with you heals parts of them that you may not have broken but you play the biggest part in putting them back together again 💞 so even though the two of you are horny freaks in the bedroom your s3x is extremely healing ❤️‍🩹. Your FS thinks about how compatible the two of you are and how good it feels to be with you not just having sxx but outside of the bedroom. Your FS thinks about how luck ly he is to be with you how he truly feels spoiled by the universe to have found their perfect match 🥹

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extra messages- passionate, masculine,determination, impulsive, rest, spouse

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[biibini]

hello! :DD

i love reading all of your fics, they make me giggle and smile so much <3 (we’re brain rotting together ✨🤞)

it’s my bday today, so i’m wondering if i may request modern mizu and reader spending time together during the reader’s birthday?

nsfw modern!mizu x reader’s bday (request)

tags: loving mizu, soft, morning kisses, affectionate mizu, touchy, cuddling, bathtub scene???, massages, cunnilingus, dom!mizu, praise, dirty talk, dirty praise talk ?, strap on, hickies, riding, receiving head, fingering, aftercare

a/n: omg first off HAPPY BIRTHDAYYY! i hope this isnt too late & thank u for reading the brain rots :) im glad yall enjoy it as much as i do

18+ suggestive content below

modern!mizu would start the bday business in the morning before u wake up

normally, she would wake up in the early morning to go to the gym

but one day without it wouldn’t be the end of the world

besides, she would get the workout later tonight in between ur legs

(yeah i said it, the D is fire🔥, happy wife happy life)

(anyways)

she’d go out and get fresh flowers

prob from the local flower store in downtown

she’d try to be quiet with her motorcycle but if ur a light sleeper, u would know whats up

but she would come back to the apartment quietly and place the flowers neatly in a new vase

before changing back into her pjs, she would place the vase on the desk w a little note saying “good morning & happy birthday baby ♡”

climbing back into bed, u would feel her arms surround u from behind

Mizu sneaks back into bed after successfully finishing her mission: getting a pretty bouquet for her pretty birthday girl. Now under the covers, she turns to look at you. Still fast asleep, her arms wrap your body from behind. She feels you stir awake and hum from her touch.

Mizu hunches over to get a better view of your face. Your eyes flutter open. You look to your left to find Mizu, hair down and looking at you endearingly.

"Happy birthday, baby.", Mizu greets you, giving you a good morning kiss. You smile and kiss her back. "Thank you.", you respond back.

You hook your arms around her neck, attempting to pull her in for more morning kisses. Instead, she stopped you in your tracks.

"Someone left a special present for a pretty birthday girl on the desk."

You looked past Mizu and spotted the vase on the desk, holding your favorite flowers. Your eyes widen in shock. You crawl out of bed and walk over to get a closer look at the bouquet. Laid next to the vase was a note written in Mizu's handwriting.

Good morning and happy birthday baby, it wrote.

You stared at the note in awe, looking back at proud MIzu with a smile. "Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

You turned around to give Mizu a big hug and many many thank-you kisses.

modern!mizu would attempt to cook a breakfast in bed

she would probably end up asking u for help

but setting up the table? all her

serving u food? all her

setting u down in the chair? all her

she would want to treat her pretty girl well

in an attempt to make something cute, she would try to make heart-shaped pancakes or any shape u desired

it almost worked with the heart but it ended up looking like a squiggly heart

it was still delicious anyways

modern!mizu would def host a birthday lunch or dinner with u and ur friends

she can spend her time with u later tonight

but she wants u to celebrate with others during ur special day

i dont think she would surprise u but she would shock u with how meticulously planned everything is

from the reserved table to the special free birthday cake to the singing of happy birthday at the dinner table

at first, u thought it would just be the waiter and ur friends all sitting around and quietly singing

but akemi brought a karaoke microphone

and then taigen pulled out his speaker

and ringo brought out a tambourine

and mizu with another karaoke microphone

tbh it was ringo and akemi that wanted it to be loud but mizu just went along

its ur birthday it should be celebrated

they all proceeded to sing happy birthday, loud and proud

while ur waiter laughed and played along, happily singing and clapping to the beat

modern!mizu would probably find some way to sneak in "birthday kisses"

aka just more affectionate mizu

i feel like she wouldn't be the biggest fan of PDA but if she's feeling extra loving on ur special day, that goes out the window

if she's not holding ur hand, her arm is by ur shoulder

if her arm isn't wrapped around ur shoulder, it's wrapped around ur waist

and just random kisses

"just because" kisses

"oh it's ur bday" kisses

she's just in love and celebrating ur day

modern!mizu would definitely give u a relaxing bath after a long day of birthday celebrations

if big parties aren't ur thing, she would make sure to make u feel relaxed

she would set up the bath and let u pick whatever scent or bath bomb u wished to use

if it was ur thing, she would always recommend the lavender or jasmine scent for destress

while in the bath, she would set any tea u would like

light a candle

bring a book

if it was up to u, she could join the relaxation

but if u didn't wish for any disturbances, mizu wouldn't mind

but lets face it: ofc u want her in ur bday bath

after ur all settled, she would join right behind u & wrap her arms around ur body

its such a soft and intimate moment

after a day of celebration, u could relax and take a deep breath

You were sitting in the bathtub, filled with warm water, and a jasmine bath bomb quietly sizzling next to you. To your right, you watch Mizu light a lavender-scented candle. As you begin to settle into the bathtub and relax, you hear soft piano music in the background. You take a deep breath and enter your entire body into the bathtub, enveloping yourself in the warm water that Mizu prepared for you.

"Everything alright?", Mizu asks as she sits next to you outside the bathtub.

You nod in response. "Everything's perfect..."

You pause.

"Except one thing."

Mizu tilts her head in confusion. You look up to her, reaching your arm out to her with an open hand: an invitation to join you.

"You're missing.", you smile.

Mizu smiles back. Not a wide grin but a soft smile.

She strips down and enters the bath behind you. The water splashes against the side. Not overfilling quite yet, but almost filled to the brim with jasmine-scented bath water. You turn behind to see Mizu's face highlighted by one of the candles nearby. Her eyes softly gazed back at you, almost shining in the flickering light.

"Come here.", she says softly, wrapping her arms around your body. You lay back as you feel her hands find your sides, gently hugging your body. You feel her lips softly touch your shoulders, inching closer to your neck. Her breath tickles your neck, making you gasp in response.

"Mizu...", you turn your head to get a better view of Mizu.

"Shhh. Just relax.", she quietly mumbled.

"Let me treat my pretty girl on her birthday."

modern!mizu would give u little massages

she's gotten experience from eiji asking begging her to massage his back after a long day

by request, u can ask her to focus on specific pain points

but tbh the feeling of her hands caressing ur back (or anywhere) can send u a one-way trip to heaven

if ur still in the bath, she would wash ur hair too in the meantime

she can do her hair afterwards

the feeling of her fingers digging into ur scalp and back feels oh so good

NSFW content ahead

(oh thank god let's get to the good stuff)

modern!mizu would def give u birthday head

mizu would not hesitate at all

she would slowly start from giving u gentle kisses to worshipping ur entire body

and the finale erupting in between ur legs

strap or no strap, it was up to u

but she was determined to pleasure u either way

modern!mizu would keep on praising u the entire night

the amount of praises u would hear is sinful

a lot of "my love" or "my pretty girl"s but make it 100x

or "my pretty girl is doing so good"

"you like that, don't you?"

"taking my fingers so well... that's my beautiful girl"

(im blushing just thinking ab it)

modern!mizu would leave a dangerous number of marks

typically, she only likes to leave one or two hidden

but since she's already on a roll

she can get a little careless

and totally not leave a few in between your thighs

and around your boobs

and neck

all in all, she'd end the night giving u ultimate treatment aftercare aka just very affectionate and loving mizu

modern!mizu ends ur birthday night with cuddles and sweet kisses and more softer sfw praises until u fall asleep

You and Mizu lay yourselves on the bed, still recovering from the pleasurable highs and moans a couple minutes ago. Wrapped in Mizu's arms, you squeeze her arms tightly.

"Thank you for a wonderful birthday day, my love.", you compliment her as you kiss her cheek.

She turned to kiss you fully, one of her arms moving to allow her hand to cup your face.

"Anything for my pretty girl.", she answers back, smiling at you once more before coming closer to give you more loving kisses.

[norizz-nation]

can i request smut with celebrating carlos bday, pole, and Monza podium all at once because there was no time for individual celebrations so you do it at the end of the weekend. can there be a part where reader rides his face too if you’re comfy?

I was thinking about writing a Carlos smut and this gives me a great idea. Hope you like it ❤️

Birthday present ❤️

Summary: after his birthday, pole position and podium in monza, you wanted to give him a little surprise

Warnings: nsfw, 18+, slut shaming, daddy kink, spanking, dacryphilia, choking

Since you and carlos were apart from each other this race week in monza, you couldn’t celebrate his birthday with him. You were at home for some work and that made you so upset because you were there all the time for him. And after qualifying p1 and getting a podium on race day was everything Carlos needed. It was just a perfect week for him. But you weren’t there. That was the shit part.

After he finally came home after the race week you wanted to make it quite special for him. Since you weren’t there to celebrate with him. You and Carlos had a kinky sex life but carlos was always the dominant one so this time you wanted to handcuff him and be on top.

You wore his favorite dark red lacy lingerie that was so see through that you could practically see everything, this one’s carlos’ favorite. After getting ready you got the handcuffs out of the closet and texted carlos to come home quickly. After he came home he gave him a hug and said “I’ve got a surprise for my birthday boy” he looked at you smiling “really? what is it?” “come with me”

You sat carlos on the edge of the bed and handed him the handcuffs saying “since its your birthday, i get to be on top.” He then placed the handcuffs aside as he pulled you close to him “sit” he said. As you sat on his lap and looked at him. “Now tell me baby. Who do you belong to?” “Of course you” he then caressed your cheek and then caressing your lower lip saying “and are you my good little slut?” That question made your heart skip a beat. “Yes daddy, i am your good little slut” you could already feel so submissive in front of him, so weak for him. He then smiled and said “so i get to taste my birthday present by handcuffing you” he then told you to get on the bed as he handcuffed you to the bed. But you were facing the headboard which made you confused as you tried to look at him. You were on your knees as carlos said “spread your knees baby” you did. As he went between your knees and pushed your ass down.

“Dont fucking half sit on my face. Sit properly like a good slut you are for me” you then sat on his face as you could feel his nose brushing your clit making you move your hips up but carlos holds it down tightly spanking it hard. His breath making it much harder for you to stay strong as you could feel your whole body weakening. You tried to grab his hair but you couldn’t because you were handcuffed. You were so high right now that you couldn’t take it anymore as carlos kept on circling his tongue on your clit. You could feel tears forming in the corners of your eyes as you squirmed more and more. “Nghh daddy i-im gonna c-cum” he then pulled you away as your whole body froze, confused. He then removed your handcuffs and wiped the tear with his thumb as he said “you cant cum yet. im not done with my birthday present”

He then spread your legs apart and placed your legs on his shoulders getting a full access inside of you. He pushed inside without any warning making you scream and grabbing his arm tightly. “Oh f-fuck d-daddy” he was fucking you in such a fast pace that made your legs shake already. You could feel your orgasm coming again. “Daddy im g-gonna cum, c-can i please cum?” You pleaded sobbing because of the pleasure as his hand went around your neck saying “such a good girl asking for my permission. of course you can cum baby” you then came around his dick, legs shaking, eyes rolling to the back. After staying in that position for a while you got up and sucked his dick taking him full. As he groaned. “Such a little slut.” You looked at him still sucking on his dick as he came inside your mouth and swallowed his cum, all of it. “Happy birthday daddy” you said looking at him smiling as he kissed your forehead.

A/N: requests are open! feel free to ask me what you want me to write! luv you ❤️

[valeriianz]

hi! in the spirit of Dreamling Week, here is an updated masterlist, now with clickable links to tags to follow along with a series :) welcome to my corner of the fandom, where it's predominantly human aus!

in time, all of my fics will be transferred to Ao3, so if you're interested in that, follow along here! this list will (finally) include (some) links to fics ive tagged on in reblogs that i usually ignore... but not this time! :'D Everything here is complete unless otherwise stated: (wip)

G - T Rated:

tepid - 1.3k canon, Dream can get sleepy, too

Stay - 1.7k hurt/comfort, vague mafia vibes

the date that never ended - 1.2k humor, established relationship

You Know How That Thrills Me - 2.2k The Devil Wears Prada AU, + blog tag which includes fanart, here!

savvy? - 1.2k pirate au! Hob rescues Dream

daydream - 1.1k fake dating, UST, fitting room pining

Exit Wounds - 2.1k hurt/no comfort, infidelity, angst

call me back for more - 2k NYE, strangers to lovers, sexual tension

scratch a little itch - 5.6k neighbors, pastry chef!Dream and professor!Hob

The magic of the mistletoe - xmas fic, canon

Hob grieves over Dream - canon, vague comic spoilers, angst

Cowboy AU (snippet) - aka Charro!Dream, Mexican rodeo vibes + blog tag with lots of art and collaborators :)

spin the bottle - highschool setting, friends to lovers

Reason in the Noise - 3k+ (wip) musician!Dream, companion piece to Bolt in the Blue (but can be read as a standalone)

Retired!Dream with facial hair along with part 2! - canon(ish), domestic, light spice

The Parent Trap AU and part 2! - loosely inspired by the film.

Hob walks in on Dream dancing - musician!Hob and Dream dancing to his music. marshmallow fluff.

Personal Chef!Hob, single dad Dream - what it says on the tin, part two here! and my 'chef Hob au' tag full of art and recipes!

NYE and slightly possessive Hob - another obligatory New Years Eve fic

The Proposal AU and also a part two! - a couple silly romcom things in collaboration with valiantstarlights here's the tag for it!

Bday fic for ambarden - the night before college graduation, pining,

Road Trip - the start of an idea...

ASMR youtuber!Dream - an add on... Hob is a fan. meet cute

Hard of Hearing Dream - pining, bittersweet, friends to lovers

Spicy/NSFW fics under the cut!

M - E Rated:

Bolt in the Blue - 102k+ (wip) the epic band au, slice of life, fluff, touring. see everything related to this fic in the tag fic: bolt in the blue

skipping breakfast - 667w domestic and a lil spicy

obsession - 1.6k canon, making out on the dancefloor

Fin de siècle - 3.2k vampire hunter!Hob and vampire!Dream

parked - 1.1k canon, car sex, PDA

tease - 1.3k Dream has a vulva, Hob fingers him in a car

ushy gushy pussy Dream - and he refuses to get off Hob's cock

Mr. Gadling's Bodyguard - 11.7k The Hitman's Bodyguard AU, action, humor... second chapter does not relate to the film at all and is just smut

Savory & Sweet - 6k+ (wip) restaurant au, unhinged behavior

Let Me Down Easy - 21k photographer!Hob and model!Dream but they're exes. angst with a happy ending

never enough - 7.3k friends to lovers, love confessions, mutual pining

turn the lights off - 3.3k phone sex, side fic inspired by by the minute by issylra

kiss me properly (and pull me apart) - 4.2k Hob wears a butt plug all day (lol) inspired by this incredible art by messmonte

Dream stepping on Hob - power imbalance, PWP

Bathtub shenanigans - a bit of relaxation ;)

Hob as Sexy Santa - and Dream can't handle it

Celebrity Dream and his normie bf Hob - inspired by that 3am photo of Ferdie looking all sweaty and disheveled

One of Your Girls AU - an ask fic/prompt i sent to Gabe and she added on <3

Let Me Down Easy [deleted scene] - they get frisky the morning after

Dream can feel Hob's lewd daydreams

Bi-curious Dream - basically a summary/headcanon of what i think Dream having his bi awakening with Hob would be like. and then hardly-an-escape went and wrote a full ass fic about it. but im counting this anyway lmao

#my writing

btw i am so sorry, yes i did give up on including the word count. i just... gave up. but everything without a word count is most likely under 1.5k.

[guzekna]

Its my bday btw :D

im a big girl now

[earlysunshines]

hi i wanna know details abt ur y/n moment in exchange for my “i think i have a type moment” if u accept d trade

girl i can't breathe im used to getting compliments from people bc its inevitable seeing what I do for my job but yeah basically story down below I kinda tried to remember as much as I could

i was kinda just waiting as these three women were browsing for stuff we sell bc its in a display and then like I didn't even really notice how pretty she was bc girl I'm tired as hell I was like six hours into the shift and yeah and then ummmmmmm idk I'm just standing there waiting to help when they need it and this BEAUTIFUL WOMAN with like blonde box braids OH MY GOD she was gorgeous I cant. guys. anyways yea and she said smth and I didn't hear and then I was like "sorry what?" and she's like "I like your hair!" and Im like smiley bc I love! compliments yes and I notice that she's lit gorgeous and smile a lil more bc shes omfg. i can't.

anyways!!! her mom or smth idfk i package desserts for them and then ring them up and the mom (probably) is telling me its HER bday and I tell her happy birthday!! and she thanks me lalalalla yes and then I decide before they leave I grab a lil pastry and hand it on the house and go back behind the counter bc I actually have to do my job and ummmm yeah she gets my attention like a few seconds later saying "thank you you're so sweet let me give u a hug" and she's like literally at the entrace/exit and I am at the register and she hugs herself to gesture her giving ME a hug and I laugh and hug myself too and that's it it was actually so funny and cute I love my job sometimes im not tweaking out anymore but

little things like this make me love love love people and my job and I Love when small things make my day (well night it was like 8pm)

YES PLS TELL ME YOUR I HAVE A TYPE MOMENt pls.. i also had that realization like two days ago as well

[simpforchuchu]

POV You are dating Todoroki and you are from Housen

Your Insta 🌟

Liked by odajima,todoroki and 124 others

Y/n it's been literally a year and still checking for me if the food is too hot... sometimes i miss the times we kicked each other :D @/todoroki ♥️

|| todoroki I've never kicked you???

--》y/n yeah cause you punched me

--》todoroki Could it be because we were literally in the middle of a fight?

--》y/n yeah maybe

|| fujio Sometimes i cant recognize him

--》y/n dont worry he will be same when he is back

--》fujio Happy anniversary btw 🥰

--》y/n thanks bro 🥺

|| shidaken It's been literally a year since you became the TRAITOR among us...

--》y/n I hate you... you know that right ?

--》shidaken yeah and i dont care

--》y/n @/sachio 😔😔 get him plz

--》sachio happy anniversary y/n-chan 💕 you deserve the world

--》y/n NOW I WANT TO CRY 😭😭💕💕💕

|| odajima you grew up y/n-chan 🥺

--》y/n you are just one year older than me...

Liked by shidaken,sachio and 114 others

Y/n Yuken sent me this pic and just said "You are adopted"

|| jinkawa it was a joke

--》y/n not a nice one...

--》odajima yeah and it wasnt a joke...

--》y/n AT LEAST IM THE CHOSEN ONE

|| fujio Is Todoroki with you ?

--》y/n yeah why?

--》fujio nothing

--》y/n okay

|| sawamura Nice pic.. without you ;)

--》y/n Does Yuken know who broke his glasses ?

--》sawamura y/n... no.

--》y/n oh so you didnt tell him...

--》odajima ....

--》sawamura you little demon

--》y/n 😚

Liked by tsukasa,tsuji and 108 others

Y/n We came back home and fujio was sitting like this... probably he's been here since morning...

|| fujio not since morning

--》y/n ☹

--》tsukasa why didnt you just call Todoroki?

--》fujio i didn't want to ruin their date

--》y/n cute but really you could've just call us sjkles

--》fujio 😔😔

--》y/n 😃😃

Liked by shibaman,tsuji and 154 others

Y/n GORGEOUS AND MINE. ❤

|| todoroki i am suprised

--》y/n why ?

--》todoroki you spelled gorgeous correctly...

--》y/n ...

|| odajima what is this yandere vibe ?

--》y/n none of your business:)

|| tsuji we miss him too...

--》y/n next time we can go together 🤗🤗

--》todoroki absolutely no.

--》shibaman :(

--》tsuji ):

Liked by todoroki,sachio and 133 others

Y/n You are my best birthday present. ❤

|| todoroki ❤

|| sachio Wishing you the greatest bday, y/n-chan. 💕

--》y/n Sachiooo 😭💕

|| shidaken hbd

--》y/n ty

--》odajima y/n dont be too late we want to eat the cake!!!

--》y/n what cake ?

--》odajima ups... it was gonna be suprise for you 😄

--》y/n DONT EAT MY BDAY CAKE YOU BITCH

|| tsuji happy birthday y/n-san 🥰

--》shibaman 🥳🥳🥳

--》y/n 💕💕

Liked by odajima,fujio and 144 others

Y/n I am the luckiest girl ever.Love you guys 💕 And love you too Sachio-san 🥺💕

|| odajima wow it is the first time you ever wrote smth nice for us

--》y/n i can delete it ?

--》odajima no :D 💕🙏

|| shidaken and now what ? Are you gonna cry ?

--》y/n I should've said -except Kenzo-

--》shidaken 🤢

--》y/n 😔

|| jinkawa we love you too y/n 🥰

--》sawamura some days 💕

--》y/n 🥲💕

|| sachio 💕💕

Liked by odajima,todoroki and 200 others

Y/n And now he is stealing my bf ???

|| todoroki ahahah no.

--》y/n Why did you leave me here ?

--》todoroki cause you said you are scared of fish ?

|| odajima maybe i am a better option

--》y/n 🤬🤬🤬

--》odajima 🙃

Liked by odajima,tsukasaand 243 others

Y/n Yeah my turn bitches 😛 And he looks hot 🥵

|| todoroki you shouldn't write these kind of things here

--》y/n idc 😋❤

Liked by tsuji,shibaman and 178 others

Y/n yeah they came and made me buy them ramen... And they are older than me... anywayss with my lovely bros 😒

|| tsuji you love us

--》y/n unfortunately

|| shibaman ramen was good btw

--》y/n :D

|| fujio And now they spending your money ?

--》y/n yeah :(

--》fujio i want ramen too 😍

--》y/n Yosuke will kill you all, yk right ?

|| todoroki why are they with you ?

--》y/n i guess im more fun :D

Liked by todoroki,fujio and 157 others

Y/n He'll kill me for sharing this one but... Love you babe ❤😍 @/todoroki

|| todoroki  unfortunately... i love you too ❤

--》y/n 🙃

|| odajima i wasn't expecting him to be this muscular...

--》y/n How could you forget? He beat you with those muscles...

--》odajima you... you are gonna come back yk that right???

--》y/n sachio will protect me :')

--》sachio not this time...

--》y/n 🥲🥲

[crixaflamma-the-second]

intro post :P

hey yall :D

you can call me vee!

my pronouns are she/he/they (or anything else idrc) but i do have a preference for he/they 👍

i'm bi, genderqueer, and aromantic

my bday is november 6 (so ya im a scorpio :3)

LINKTREE

voice reveal

ALL ASKS REQUESTING MONEY WILL BE DELETED. i dont have any money to give, and those kinds of posts just stress me out. very sorry, but they will be deleted.

on another ask note...

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SEND ME DRAWING REQUESTS THEY WILL PROBABLY JUST BE PENCIL DOODLES BUT STILL I WILL DRAW IT

DMS ARE ALWAYS OPEN UNLESS YOURE GONNA BE CREEPY

now that thats out of the way....

~fandoms (no side blogs you follow me you get ALL my insanity)~

riordanverse

the owl house

gravity falls

phineas and ferb

keeper of the lost cities

hamilton the musical

epic the musical

cucumber quest

bluey

night at the museum

six of crows duology

osemanverse

the song of achilles

~non-fandom stuff that if you ask me about i will infodump about and also love you forever (but dont worry you dont need to ask about these things to gain my unconditional love and support <3)~

outer space

diseases

greek mythology

weather (particularly extreme weather)

i probably overuse emoticons (stuff like :), <3, :D, ect)

IF I SAY "<3", "ily", OR COMPLIMENT YOU IT IS IN A COMPLETELY PLATONIC SENSE

my time zone is UTC -5 / CST just so you're aware

co-creator of ✨the Room pocket (free for public use)✨ with @glassesgirlies

my ao3

I AM A MINOR DONT BE WEIRD

the tags i use:

# vee's dumb stories (for random life stories i have to share with the internet)

# vee's asks (self explanatory)

# vee wants to know things (polls)

# the doodlebook (art tag)

# dear diary (writing tag)

# vee on crack (any random thoughts posted between the magical hours of 12 AM and 4 AM)

# vee's collection of broken posts (my collection of broken notes posts)

okie baiiii

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and....

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[jazzyblusnowflake]

mini update yay-

so lets see, ill start off apologizing for being dead- exam season is around the corner and the only good thing about that will be that i will no longer have to teach or design papers- so i can probably draw a bit again, hopefully at least- so i WILL get back to the requests yall have sent me i promise uwu💕

tho bad news comes in the form of my school principles and viceprinciples bullying me because im a newbie, saying im not good at my job and putting their shortcomings as my fault because who wouldnt like to blame someone else for something they werent able to do- and i feel like the abuse im taking in this toxic environment is convincing me slowly to quit my job and start risking less stable jobs even if it means being my daddies little house girl again for a while. 🙄 at the very least even if im leaching off my parents i still actually HAVE somewhat decent parents and thats not something alot of people could say and im greatful for that.

the audacity was well shown when the principle went on the teachers meeting and was like "some of the teachers here who i will not name dont know how to do their job-" and then told me that i only got my job cuz my dad is rich [which yeah sure my daddy studied 4 years of uni and then credited me sure mmhmm makes sense.] and honestly i feel like im surrounded by 50 year old toddlers-

overall, learning to adult is difficult and im glad some people are helping me figure out how to put together a resume and apply for jobs and all that.... but i guess the next bad news comes in the form of us leaving for russia. i dont hate seeing other countries but having my life uprooted immediately after work ends and summer starts and selling off the car and putting stuff in boxes and yeeting ourselves via plane to live somewhere else for the next 4 years in pure isolation is not something my mental health is gonna be haha about. esp since im gonna have to talk to my therapist and doctor to give me enough meds for me to be able to search for another doctor while im there to give me similar treatment. ughhhhhhh.

overall i feel like i have reached a lovely level of ✨️no longer giving a shit about existance✨️ and thanks to some friends i was convinced juuuuust enough to reconsider ending myself :) in my defense, google was getting annoying for only bringing up hotlines =_=

my eyes cant see well anymore due to constant crying and emotional numbness has taken over me, so i apologize if i may seem out of it or a lil blunt at times when im talking lol i no longer have the energy to PRETEND and hold a mask to seem SOCIALLY appropriate and in this last month of school im gonna be making it everyone elses problem at school.

but other than that im looking forward for school ending so i could just sleep for a while without waking up BEFORE my alarms at 5am.

ok lets see what else uhh... my bday is on 19th and i pray to lord nobody makes a surprise party for me here, the anxiety of being in crowds is already kicking me in the ass im not ready to pretend to have a social battery ugh.

okay thats it mostly, i think.

i actually made this update MINI get it? :D

...ill show myself out...

[sillyrandomwriter]

Since it’s my B-day I’m gonna share a headcanon about birthdays :3

Adam definitely makes sure everyone knows it’s his birthday. It’s his second favorite day of the year (the first being the day he met Lute). He just loves the attention and even though he and Lute have worked on his ego, it always comes out on his special day. One more thing, he definitely left his foster home at his 18th birthday, so he’s always proud about how independent he was.

Lute never really cared about her birthday since she was a little girl until she met Adam. He always takes her out to do all her favorite activities and does his best to listen to her without talking so much. She really enjoys how much effort he puts and makes sure to reward him at the end of the night ;)

Cain for sure is like Adam on his birthday. If people aren’t paying attention to him on his birthday, then he gets jealous. He’s also the type to have a massive party at his house every year.

Abel loves traveling for his birthday. One of his parents ends up taking him and his siblings to where he wants to as a vacation for the week and his birthday present.

Seth is pretty reserved, so he just wants at least his family to wish him happy birthday and a birthday dinner, then he’s happy.

Charlie happens to have a birthday around one of her favorite cons being held. So she always goes to meet new friends, old ones, and just interact with people in general. Her brothers and parents always go along even if they’re busy just because they love her :D

Lucifer used to spend his birthday with his twin brother, Michael. But they had a “falling out” so now he just spends it looking through old and new photos of his family. (He’s petty and cuts Adam out and leaves those parts in the back of the scrapbooks)

Eve was born only a day after Adam. It used to be really sweet when they were married, but now it’s just annoying to her. Because anytime she wants to plan something with the kids for her special day, she’s gotta consider what Adam would do with them the day before. At least she has Lucifer and Lilith to “destress” with.

Lilith takes Eve and their girlfriends (expression, mostly) to the beach on her birthday. Nobody else knows exactly where it is (except Adam, since they went there on their honeymoon. But he doesn’t care about that anymore). It’s a great time for everyone involved. They drink a bunch of alcohol and can sleep with all the hot guys and girls there. Nothing they do on the beach leaves the beach.

oh my gosh yes. i loooveee all of these headcanons with my whole heart and soul, also happy birthday!! rubber im genuinely happy to have u around this blog, so again happy bday!! also yea i think these ideas all fit the characters and right now, i just have nothing else to comment on them other than the fact that they are just great

great headcanons made by a great person. again, happy bday!! :]

[chococustard]

Your Genshin kids are adorable! I love the Priscilla/Yuying/Claire friendship you alluded to in the last art dump (poor Diluc… your daughter just has an instinct for divine beings)

But on the topic of poor Diluc, how do their parents react to the friendship? Diluc and Wriothesley seem like they would be good friends since they have a lot in common but everyone else basically represents every faction in the game.

You got Neuvillette, a dragon sovereign seeking to judge the archons for their crimes; Zhongli, an archon who presumably destroyed Khaenri'ah 500 years ago; Kaeya, a Khaenri'ah spy who is a descendant of the man who founded the abyss order; and Childe, a fatui harbinger who fell into the abyss.

Would they try and keep it together for the sake of their kids? (I love the idea that the three girls are there going :3 while their parents are glaring daggers at each other) Would they find some sort of common ground? Would they recognize each other immediately but think the others don’t know so they come up with increasingly ridiculous ways to hide it? How did Wriothesley and Neuvillette react to the incident with Claire and Yuying? (Can you tell I like the angst?)

hi hi!! thank you so much im glad you like them!!! bc we have limited knowledge atm there's a lot of questions posed that cannot be answered and considering how new fontaine is idk anything for sure //shakes hoyo

they try to keep cordial for the kids tm or at least not to be bad influences in front of them. extra notes under the cut:)

diluc met nv first when he brought claire to fontaine for a business trip and she just, drags in a half dragon to him yelling "i made a new friend!:D" then he met nv and he knew. just knew, these people ain't human. found out they're dragons. "great," he sighed once more.

kae plays his quartermaster persona to a t. when he first meets wriolette he puts on the charm. nv only knows him for via the knights and wrio rarely goes above ground. so like, they're cool with him. mostly. they both do questionable shit that nv can't personally approve of but hey. they ain't his problem. (on that note i like to think he'd be good friends with jean:)) (does nv know about kaeya's khaenrian blood? does he know about khaenri'ah in general? i dont have him)

kaeya and wrio has this, kind of friendship that's like, there's a tension there. they're both people with reputations, but also, like that tm. they're cordial and they get along but there's. SOMETHING.

meanwhile diluc meeting wrio? he's ELATED. man has good taste in tea. they spar sometimes. FINALLY, SOMEONE NORMAL.

wrio is happy in general his baby is making friends meanwhile nv is: to claire: good child:) to yuying, the daughter of one of the usurpers: hmmmm :| (he knows the child did nothing wrong and she's a good kid in general) contrast to diluc he actually LIKES childe. for one he helped with the narwhal thing, and the fatui helped during the crisis and childe himself never did anything bad personally so they're chill. he will sometimes humor his requests to fight if he's free. then decks him. the adeptus power up juice doesn't help much rip. the girls like to play with his hair.

zhongli knows kaeya's khaenrian. kaeya at some point finds out zhongli is rex lapis. they. they have to keep it together. one of them is under nda. outside of that, there's a reason kaeya is liked by the old timers of mond.

zhongli and nv:

nv finds out eventually. and for the sake of his daughter, dont worry about it. they'd bond over old people things probably. nv should meet yanfei and they should be friends if anything cause zl is a menace and they'd be passive aggressive w each other. (i need info but it would be so funny for their kids to go my dads stronger! and make them fight each)

via claire, AGAIN, she invites her bestie yy and the new friend from fontaine to her bday party cause SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT. and those 2 non humans meet and GASP, you're just like me!

post accident tm, what do you even say to that. how do you even react to that

early on in yuying and claire's friendship, on a windy summer day, diluc slowly gets used to having to be cordial with a harbinger. a harbinger who who married a god. someone who will live longer than him. he spoke to childe, as they watch their daughters laugh and run through the grapevines, "one day, when i'm no longer around, please look after my daughter."

[satoruhour]

t what if what if dad gojo of 3 and they all rush to him when he gets home 🥹 baby by his feet, toddler by knees, and idk … kid … by his hips 😭😭 and and and lots of kisses!!! All over his face!!! bc that’s the tradition mama set for papa’s bday 🥹❣️🤧 he gets lots of kissies in d mornin !!! and unli kisses throughout the day as much as he likes !!! and and and even tho its tradition set for papa’s bday, mama and kiddies still do it everyday 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 im gone

SELLLLL YOURE GOING TO GIVE ME ANEURYSM. !>!>!>!> THATS SUCH A CUTE VISUAL 😭😭😭😭😭 it is a tradition set by mama !!! <3 so much kisses he falls over at the door and makes a huge dramatic scene of like getting defeated in a way “oh nooo! you’ve wounded me!!!! too! many! kisses!” and slowly melting to the floor and omg he scares the baby sm bc his last baby girl thinks she actually killed him so she starts to cry 😭😭😭😭 his older girl and boy has to comfort their youngest sibling omfnfjfg poor girl 💔 satoru apologises a lot of calms her down w lots of kisses as well !!!! :(

and YESS so BIG on the fact that altho it’s a tradition they still do it daily and at any time. gojo tries to out kiss them and making all of his three kids laugh and lands a big sloppy kiss on you - both of your older babies cringe and yell out “eeewwww” jokingly and your youngest only claps her hands and is so entertained 😭😭😭😭

come say hi :3

[tokyogruel]

Deep Cover is out tomorrow (aaaaaa), any predictions/hopes for it? :D im hoping she does another cute lil giggle like she did in harrow... or maybe a full laugh idm 🥰 im just happy to hear her voice again

NIKO NIKO MUKUBERRY. i have had this ask in my inbox for ages orz. i missed my chance to answer it before the deep cover album dropped,,, but it is time. to repurpose this ask. deep cover MV tomorrow

i dont have any super solid predictions, but here are some of my thoughts/hopes on the video:

-i would love for her to have colored lineart like shidou in throw down

-in fact, i would love more 0510 parallels/references/i want them to try and rip each others throats out

-i want more werewolf theming, i want a red riding hood reference

-you know the gif preview of the young girl? im half expecting kotoko to kick her in the head. is that fucked up? i dont care. i want her to do it.

-i want teeth. TEETH. GIVE ME BIG SHARP TEETH

-blatant reference/depiction of the other prisoners, like the portraits in BACKDRAFT. i need this for reasons

-i want a depiction of es/jackalope like in teardrop and backdraft

-can we get some kazui paralleling?

-anything involving mahiru will make me go fucking crazy

-i want to see her use a weapon. or act as a weapon

-waiter, can i please get some more haruka parallels for kotoko

-or any reference to his impending suicide attempt

-can we get a close up on her hands, with claws

-i hope we see more outfits for her,, also maybe references to an american werewolf in london

-im sure we all know shes gonna crack, i kind of hope she shatters,,,

-i want her to bite someone or something

-i hope she talks to mahiru in her bday timeline